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Schahin Banana Universe 2000™

A onepager dedicated to Schahin's legendary love for bananas. Colorful? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not.

The Story

In a world of boring websites, Schahin chose maximum banana energy. This page is a visual shrine of neon, glitter vibes, and fruity greatness.

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🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION • ALWAYS IMPROVING BANANA TECHNOLOGY 🚧

Drops animated bananas from the sky like a 2003 Flash intro.

Mouse movement leaves banana particles behind.

Global hue-shift, instant chaos, no regrets.

Tiny localStorage guestbook for banana fan comments.

Random Schahin-approved banana philosophy.

Status: CONNECTED TO BANANA MAINFRAME • USER: SCHAHIN • MODE: FRUIT SUPREMACY